Heartless Confession

ramennoodlefantasy:

best-of-funny:

dizzymisslizzi:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

….but why does it exist as a gif…

X

Wiggling eyebrows is the only thing I thought of when I saw this.

videohall:

Gangnam Style from Hitler

> That awkward moment that you discover that there is an entire subculture of Asian Hitler musical remixes on youtube. Thank you, I guess.

> Sucks being German and understanding this ._.

> Its the circle of life. Everything ends in Hitler.

what the christ?

mandaplz:

fsshaer:

mimikobaker:

minomotu:

sugaryacid:

jameskura:

ledroid:

themindofyuu:

It’s not that black women are that terrible looking. Mostly the ghetto/fat/ and dark ones. Some are okay if they had lighter skin and a nice body shape. But I do agree with this.

congratulations you’ve managed to stereotype the hell out of one race and fetishize the other your prize is no one liking you

asian women are humble, docile, and very passive?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP UNIVERSE ARE YOU IN

FINGERNAILS ARE PROPER LENGTH??? wHAT IS THE PROPER LENGTH EVEN FOR FINGERNAILS

AND NO ASIANS DONT SEX TALK LIKE THAT oh my god im gonna pee

If you agree with this you’re basically saying you’re a piece of shit and and deserve to be treated like one

Da Fuck, come narrow minded fools so that i may take the time to personally beat the living hell out of you.

what. the. actual. FUCK?

i canT EVEN RIGHT NWO

I’m shaking with some amount of rage right now.

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thezombat:

throughthexhole:

ask-tsunami:

rinnykins:

welcumtobonercity:

xetka:

kanemehime:

fluffycreature:

alangwiggy:

a-large-bearded-man:

that ad should be illegal

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

What the fuck did I just watch

I C E C R E A M I S A F E E L I N G

OH MY GOD

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!! EVEN ASK OMNI

FUCK NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I didn’t want to sleep tonight

i will never see ice cream in the same way ever again

OMG I was watching this and flipping shit in my mental corner and all of a sudden, my dad comes upstairs and makes noise in the hallway. I scream and my dad cautiously comes around the corner and asks if I’m okay and all I can do is sit there sobbing and nodding.

I couldn’t even finish the video. Even as I reblog, I’m covering the image on the screen with a scarf cause it’s too creepy.

theamericankid:

It’s that YOLO shit

videohall:

The grasshopper mouse. Oh god I’m crying from laughter.

Dear god, what is this? I’m dying.

mandaplz:

quazza:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!