theamericankid:
Coolest birthday card ever
Just cause it was my birthday 47 minutes ago.
Oh, you didn’t know? He’s waiting for me to get on his level so he can marry me.
theamericankid:
First World Problems
Pretty much sums up my current state.
When I see these memes, I always think, “I’m never going to be able to watch this movie again. I can’t unsee this.”
But this is me… TT_TT
Wait, The operator says Twitter. I have way more followers on Twitter. But I don’t tweet. Ever. I don’t even remember my username and password.
