Oh my lord i’m in love with Hello Kitty and I love Cake what a good combination!!!
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(Source: wahahanihon, via depressed-pastels)
(Source: gingercutie, via mandaplz)