June 2012
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videohall:
The grasshopper mouse. Oh god I’m crying from laughter.
Dear god, what is this? I’m dying.
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spacehamsters:
Snow White and The Huntsman plot twist: Chris Hemsworth is the fairest of them all.
#amen
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mycroft:
no1 reason why het is hard to read is because people insist on using the word “juices”
#but seriously #’soaked in my juices’ you are having sex not marinating a chicken
Wait, people really use that? and that tag. lol
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equiuszahhak:
it’s not a fandom until there’s an amv on youtube set to linkin park’s “numb”
o-oh…
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methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
I’m doing this to my...
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Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
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My brother on Spiders
Me: Can you Just do this for me? There's a spider in there.
Brother: No, come here. It's just a spider.
Me: I refuse.
Brother: Come on, what are you going to do when you're by your self, huh? When you don't live here anymore?
Brother: Are you going to call your neighbor to come kill it?
Me: Damn straight!
Brother: What?!
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strawberrydefjam:
who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem
#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’
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venomgurl4:
QWOP guy at anime north
Dies
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squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
It’s in two different choruses, so I think he’s referring to two different women. to be honest, I like the four legged...
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zombisexual:
bitch i’ve cried entire oceans
bawled.
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