May 2013
infinityc0re:
*showering* *not hot enough* *turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
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satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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How I want the Doctor's name to be revealed
The Doctor: "My name is-"
*train passes*
Clara: "What?"
The Doctor: "MY NAME IS -"
*Bus passes and Ten and Nine step out*
Clara: "WHAT?"
The Doctor: "My name is-"
*Ten and Nine hit him on the head with a frying pan and yell "NO" as they drag his body away*
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
googlehomie:
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
saddumbgirl:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
mandaplz:
fiyaah:
mandaplz:
if you suspect i have a crush on you just start running away now
Or run toward you??
im assuming they have standards in this scenario
brook:
dont waste your time with people who think that video games are a less legitimate form of media than movies or television
ameliaslastgoodbye:
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
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livelaughlovevip:
satan-hyong:
Me watching everyone freak out about exo’s first comeback:
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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non kpoper friend: what's korean word for "handsome"?
me: choi seunghyun
saintdoriangray:
fadical:
HELLO A SHORT PSA ON COSPLAYERS
COSPLAYERS ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN UP TO THEM AND GLOMP THEM
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS
DO NOT TOUCH THEM WITHOUT ASKING
COSPLAY
IS
NOT
CONSENT
MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS
MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS
MANY OF THEM ARE MINORS
M A N Y O F T H E M A R E M I N O R S
MANY
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