why i always name my character i farted or my penis
Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland Concept Art
EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
when someones annoying u and ur just like
*shuts the door that is life*
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad
i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb
i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are